The God of Thunder is no stranger when it comes to epic romances, even when they don’t always work out. He’s had several centuries of dating practice, and even then he still has his magical enemies and family getting in the way. Typical.
It’s hard to go out on a date when your father keeps erasing everyone’s memories, but that never keeps Thor down for long. Let’s look at the many relationships of Thor.
Jane Foster began as a nurse working for Dr. Donald Blake, and she soon became tangled in a love triangle with Blake and his alter ego Thor, not knowing they were the same man.
In the most recent comics, Thor took her on a date to the moon, but ultimately acknowledged that Jane wasn’t his- she was dating a real estate salesman named Walter, who she later broke up with.
Since losing his hammer, Thor has briefly visited Jane during her chemotherapy treatments, but otherwise he has not seen her much. It is clear they still have affection for one another after all this time, though. Their cinematic counterparts, played by Chris Hemsworth and Natalie Portman, have had a whirlwind romance that Thor likes to brag about to his fellow Avengers.
Odin sent Sif to save Thor from Jane and bring back to Asgard. Sif the warrior even tried to compromise and live a mortal life, for a time. She quickly got bored, though, and grew frustrated that Thor had only affections for Jane Foster. Sif does love Thor, but their attempts at relationship are always frustrated by the interruptions of another woman. After Jane’s memories of Asgard and Thor were erased, Odin tried to arrange for Sif and Thor’s marriage. It didn’t work out.
Amora the Enchantress has always had the hots for the God of Thunder. She specializes in love magic, and has often tried to seduce Thor with her charms and spells. Amora has also been a constant antagonist to Thor, making things a little complicated in the romance department. Once, though, Thor did willingly consent to a relationship with the Enchantress. They were married in an alternate future where Thor conquered Earth and became Asgard’s king.
While it might have been a perfect dream come true for Amora, who bore Thor a son and reigned as his queen, Thor soon realized this scenario was more like a nightmare. From there, he traveled back in time and warned his younger self of his transgressions, and so erased his future union with Amora and his dishonorable rule of the realms.
After Brunnhiled also known as Valkyrie defied Odin’s wishes and helped the pregnant bride of the man Siegmund, she was punished and exiled from Asgard. Odin cursed her into a trance-like state, and she was awoken from this stasis by a man named Siegfried, who was Thor in a reincarnated state.
Siegfried turned out to be the son of the woman she had helped- talk about a meet-cute! -and the two fell in love in Brunnhilde’s time of exile. Circumstances changed when Siegfried betrayed her, however, and was later murdered. The Valkyrie was so grief-stricken that she cast herself into his funeral pyre. Odin later resurrected both lovers, wiped their memories, and reinstated their godhood.
Roz Solomon might be just about the luckiest person to ever score a date with an Avenger. A graduating SHIELD trainee, she got the idea to invite Thor to her academy reception dance.
She posted a video to the internet asking the Thunderer to come to her graduation and the rest is history.
The two had a rocky time fighting Roxxon, the oil conglomerate with a monster of a CEO. The Asgardian asked her out on a date, and she deferred him to a coffee meeting. He even stayed on Earth as Asgard re-ascended into the heavens in hopes of grabbing a beer with Agent Solomon.
However, Thor became increasingly aloof, and now, currently, he’s disappeared altogether. Roz hasn’t seen him for a long time, so they might have to take a raincheck on that next date.